Bout 20 years ago, I had a one nighter with a girl I met at a wedding I stood up to. She also had “more fluid sexually”. She totally ruined my tux. True story
Don't take that 23 and Me DNA test unless you want to start paying through the nose.
Bout 20 years ago, I had a one nighter with a girl I met at a wedding I stood up to. She also had “more fluid sexually”. She totally ruined my tux. True story
Meh, just another way to label themselves as different. Everyone has to have a label nowdays, I guess they felt left out. I'm just me. I'm fine with that though there are a few things I would like to change (need to shed a few pounds, shave more often, and remember to put the toilet seat down), but in the end, I'm me.
So you pee sitting down??
I am courteous, I hold the door open and help with your coat/ chair , and treat all women nice and respectful when they reciprocate. But if you can't check the seat your self........... well your ass is going to get wet. Never have understood women that get bent out of shape about that.
We'll have a gay old time! (the flintstones)Now we don our gay apparel, fa la la
My dear old granny in her late 80's did just that at a family Christmas party one year. She got her ass wet and was wedged into the tank, unable to get out. I was first at the bathroom door after hearing her yell for help. Just pulled the door shut and hollered for Mom. Couple of ladies helped her out.So you pee sitting down??
I am courteous, I hold the door open and help with your coat/ chair , and treat all women nice and respectful when they reciprocate. But if you can't check the seat your self........... well your ass is going to get wet. Never have understood women that get bent out of shape about that.
Pearl doesn't have to aim (most gals don't), so she can go in the dark, without turning on the bathroom light (so she won't wake me up with the light shining in my eyes), so I put the seat down for her. Happy wife, happy life, and all that....So you pee sitting down??
I am courteous, I hold the door open and help with your coat/ chair , and treat all women nice and respectful when they reciprocate. But if you can't check the seat your self........... well your ass is going to get wet. Never have understood women that get bent out of shape about that.
My dear old granny in her late 80's did just that at a family Christmas party one year. She got her ass wet and was wedged into the tank, unable to get out. I was first at the bathroom door after hearing her yell for help. Just pulled the door shut and hollered for Mom. Couple of ladies helped her out.
I never knew that staunch Baptist woman had so many curse words in her vocabulary coming out of that bathroom directed at us men folk.
I guess I got traumatized over it as to this day, that lid goes shut when I'm done taking care of "bidness". True story.
Pearl doesn't have to aim (most gals don't), so she can go in the dark, without turning on the bathroom light (so she won't wake me up with the light shining in my eyes), so I put the seat down for her. Happy wife, happy life, and all that....
Pearl doesn't have to aim (most gals don't), so she can go in the dark, without turning on the bathroom light (so she won't wake me up with the light shining in my eyes), so I put the seat down for her. Happy wife, happy life, and all that....
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