Noooooo!!!!!!!!!! Bacon Shortage!

[John Zane]

Just another sign of the end of days just like the glock 1911.

 

[caojyn]

Maybe, but I bet it's much better than turkey bacon. That stuff smells like band-aids!

I would think that you could round up some wild hogs and feed them corn for a while to make better bacon. ??

yep, that's how farming/ranching was invented, lol

 

[6shooter]

Wal Mart in Owasso is out of bacon, OK who bought it all up?

 

[J.P.]

If this didn't get JP banned then there are some serious issues that need to addressed by this internet community.

Banned?

BWAHAHAHA!

I can never be banned!
Ya' know why?

Cuz' I'm made outta' that new invincible stuff!!!


Disclaimer:
I dunno' if it's actually new but independent tests have shown that it is in fact the exact same formula as the ol' "I'm rubber, you're glue" concoction......and I think you *know* what a tough nut that can be to crack.