Old Guys Rule- Poll

[druryj]

We rule, I tell you. Us old guys that is. We rule. That is all.

 

[Shootin 4 Fun]

Please define "old".

 

[druryj]

Please define "old".

DEFINING OLD:
1. Grampaw (Or Grammaw)
2. Over 45 (ish)
3. When your old tired-azz bones makes "rice crispy" sounds -"snap, crackle, pop" when you first get up
4. When you have to get up to go pee multiple times a night...
5. When you have trouble seeing the front sight; much less focusing on it
6. When you ask for a small coke at Mickey D's and the whipper-snapper punk behind the counter gives you a really small cup and only charges you 15 freaking cents

 

[dowmace]

DEFINING OLD:
You'll know when it happens it if you ain't already an old guy. It's not so much chronological age as it is the "rice crispy" sounds your body makes on awakening: "snap, crackle, pop". It's when you have to get up to go pee multiple times a night...when you have trouble seeing the front sight; much less focusing on it. When you ask for a small coke at Mickey D's and the whipper-snapper punk behind the counter gives you a really small cup and only charges you 15 freaking cents. But, despite these minor irritations, you still RULE by virtue of the title of "Old Guy" having been bestowed upon you.

I'm 24 and everything but the small coke thing applies to me.

 

[Shootin 4 Fun]

Well then....Old Guys rock!

 

[MrShooter]

All this poll tells ya is 6:3:3's age..

 

[.45Fats]

Poll closes on my birthday but still not going to be an old guy

 

[ronny]

It's been so long since I ruled, I've forgotten when it was, or even what it was. Of course, I've forgotten most of what I ever knew.

Wait a minute - "over 45" is old?

 

[OkieGentleman]

Just remember Old age and Cunning will win out over Youth and Enthusiasm EVERY TIME!!

We are old and slow, but most of all cranky!!

45 is old? You don't even qualify for an old fart discount!

 

[zoomaster1]

DEFINING OLD:
1. Grampaw (Or Grammaw)
2. Over 45 (ish)
3. When your old tired-azz bones makes "rice crispy" sounds -"snap, crackle, pop" when you first get up
4. When you have to get up to go pee multiple times a night...
5. When you have trouble seeing the front sight; much less focusing on it
6. When you ask for a small coke at Mickey D's and the whipper-snapper punk behind the counter gives you a really small cup and only charges you 15 freaking cents

#3 should read, snap, wrinkle, and plop!