DEFINING OLD:
1. Grampaw (Or Grammaw)
2. Over 45 (ish)
3. When your old tired-azz bones makes "rice crispy" sounds -"snap, crackle, pop" when you first get up
4. When you have to get up to go pee multiple times a night...
5. When you have trouble seeing the front sight; much less focusing on it
6. When you ask for a small coke at Mickey D's and the whipper-snapper punk behind the counter gives you a really small cup and only charges you 15 freaking cents
You need to spend a day with me pheasant hunting. 3-5 miles of walking behind a bird dog, with a 7lb shotgun, a 4lb box of ammo, heavy boots, layers of clothing.
2,3,5 goes away.
The punk at 6 knows from my look to ask what size.
Btw, I turned 60 this year, and don't have a gut.