old timer sayings

[saddlebum]

anybody got any good old timer sayings?
my grandpa used to say : any man that can't shoe his own horse or shoot his own dog ought not have either of them
my dad would say : ain't too much a man can't fix with a few hundred bucks and a 30/06
lets hear them........

 

[Aries]

Don't judge a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away, and you've got his shoes.

 

[undeg01]

Use it up, wear it out. Make it do or do without.

 

[Aku]

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

 

[GnometownHero]

If a frog had wings his ass wouldnt bump the ground when he hops

I know you think that little gal looks cute, so did her momma back at that age, but you need to see what a mess her momma looks like now

 

[okcBob]

If you keep your mouth shut, no one will ever know how stupid you are.

 

[T. MIKE SMITH]

Don't look up a horse's ass to see what killed it.

 

[ifishok]

“If you had any common sense, you could make change for a nickel”.

 

[Firpo]

If I could buy that guy for what I think of him and sell him for what he thinks of himself I’d be rich.

 

[enuf]

If I had that "______" and he had a feather up his ass we'd both be tickled.