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My advice is to get your bluff in on the boy early. I told my daughter’s boyfriend that my goal is to make him cry, so he thinks I don’t like him and pretty much avoids me now. My wife also thinks my pet name for him is offensive, but I have trouble remembering his real name and have to call him something. :anyone:
Raised 4 girls, I know how hard they can be. Called the eldest's first boyfriend "dickless", he told me he wasn't. I replied "Be patient, I'm still in the planning stage"! I guess word got out.....
 

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I think I made a mistake taking on this clean up job, because there’s a lot more physical work than I anticipated. I’m in pretty decent shape, but my 53 year old body is screaming tonight.

Eyeing those dollar signs can do that to a guy.
 
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I had another first today, and one I think I'll remember for a while: today was the first time I'd heard Johnny Cash's "I've Been Everywhere" at a funeral! I must admit I smiled at it, to the point my wife noticed. I'm even thinking of including it in my own funeral plans...
We recently attended a funeral for a nice fellow, who among other things, was a bass player apparently well known in the OKC area. The final “song” was “Slap That Bass”.

That certainly was a first, especially since the funeral was in a Baptist church…..
 

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