Never cook bacon naked.
Wear socks...feet get cold
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Never cook bacon naked.
Get married, let your wife cook your bacon.
6. Keep track of your left nut.
Once it escapes the sack, it is lost forever. I will never be the same. I am reminded hourly as I habitually fondle ol righty.....keep track of your left nut.
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