I always cook bacon with my shirt off.... I fry up the bacon, get a few bacon grease platters up in my chest hair. And then let the wifey lick it back off
This holds true for those windows in the office buildings down town ... Especially if it is night time and you have the office light on ... backlighting really brings out the features of your ... ahem ... "bone structure" ... (And THAT is ONE of the lawyer stories I have ... haha!)