I am seriously disappointed in you jackwagons. You made me look like a tool. I guesstimated at what it would take to feed you heathens and you came in way under the mark.
It was a pleasure to serve you. I was glad to meet you guys. I am available to cook anytime. Don't ask me to run anywhere that ends with a K.
My sincere apologies. I most certainly appreciated the BBQ, but I didn't make a very good showing. When I got done and cooled down enough for BBQ to start to sound good, I had a sandwich. It was delicious, but I was still so stinking tired that my jaws nearly cramped up eating it! Had I been able to stick around for a couple hours rest and a couple quarts of gatorade, I'd have gone back and put some hurt on that BBQ!