People Like this drive me nuts.

[870WingBlaster]

Never trust a fart..........LOL!

 

[jcizzle]

Or move up two or three rows in the stands. Folks life is pretty good here in Oklahoma if this rates bitching about.

So, you haven't been to one of these USA-S swim meets have you. Move up a few rows. That's funny. You say that like there's open spots all over. You're already elbow to elbow.

Also, I didn't say that I wanted to assault the lady. I just mentioned that people that are so self centered and and don't think anyone else matters or that their ability to go first, have the best view or whatever, bugs me.

 

[Hoov]

Simple solution. Tap her on the shoulder and ask her politely to sit down. If she refuses, pull her pants down so that others may see .

Pictures or video or it didn't happen!

 

[Hoov]

Old Fart, when you get a little older you'll learn that one of the primary rules is "never trust a fart."

Then walk away... Works well in clearing out a WalMart aisle, too!

 

[HMFIC]

A pirate walks into a bar, and the barkeep says "Excuse me, cap'n, but did you know that you've got your ship's wheel stuck in your pantaloons?"

"Aye," says the pirate, "that thing be drivin' me nuts! Aaargh!"