We should ban spoon sales across state lines because they make people fat who in turn develop heart disease and die.
We should ban automobile sales across state lines because someone may drive drunk and kill someone.
We should ban cell phone sales across state lines because someone might go out walking on the trail and fall off the edge of a cliff.
And, finally, I motion that we ban axe sales across state lines too. Someone might accidentally let if fly while wearing inappropriate safety gear, chop off their toe and bleed to death while awaiting medical transport.
These magical across state line sales are so dangerous!!!
We should ban automobile sales across state lines because someone may drive drunk and kill someone.
We should ban cell phone sales across state lines because someone might go out walking on the trail and fall off the edge of a cliff.
And, finally, I motion that we ban axe sales across state lines too. Someone might accidentally let if fly while wearing inappropriate safety gear, chop off their toe and bleed to death while awaiting medical transport.
These magical across state line sales are so dangerous!!!