this was a sam kinison staple in his routine
I keep thinking of the old Saturday Night Live skit, from back when SNL was funny. About 1978.
Dan Akroyd as the husband, about to go on a men's only hunting weekend. Jane Curtain as the wife.
Dan- Honey, is it okay if I take my penis with me this weekend ?
Jane - Why would you need it ?
Dan - Well, all the other guys are bringing theirs....
Jane - I see no reason to take it. It'll be safe here in the box on the mantle. I'll keep it for you.
.... on and on. Hysterical.....