The "plumbing" thing is a smokescreen. The remodeled stores will all have caverns excavated under them, caverns big enough for a full division of Chi-Com troops, plus equipment, plus supplies enough to last them until 9/28/2015. That, plus the coming zombie apocalypse and the arrival of aliens from distant planets will mean the end of idiotic, lunatic fringe conspiracy theories and the beginning of the New World Order. Then the fun can begin!I can't wait until they reopen these remodeled stores with new, updated plumbing.