"Shots rang out" Horrifying cliches

[Fyrtwuck]

No more cliche than "All my guns were lost in a boating accident."

That got old after the first 50 times I heard/read it. And, it never shows any signs of dying.

 

[cjjtulsa]

No more cliche than "All my guns were lost in a boating accident."

That got old after the first 50 times I heard/read it. And, it never shows any signs of dying.

This.

 

[bootsbaker]

everytime I hear someone on the news talking about gunfire everyone says "I heard these loud pops, it sounded like fireworks" that makes me crazy, I don't think gunshots sound like fireworks at all.

 

[Toujours Pret]

One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
and ran to save the two dead boys.
And if you don't believe it's true,
go ask the blind man, he saw it too.

 

[348]

No more cliche than "All my guns were lost in a boating accident."

That got old after the first 50 times I heard/read it. And, it never shows any signs of dying.

"All my guns were lost in a boating accident." will not be down for breakfast.

 

[RidgeHunter]

"All my guns were lost in a boating accident." will not be down for breakfast.

I googled this and found out it did not posses the funny.

docjj silently dissents

 

[Old Fart]

Thunderous hail storm of lead.

 

[LightningCrash]