Damn Monkey, that story make me hurt!
I had knee surgery once and didnt poop for 5 days but I was eating like a machine (20 years old then and the hospital food was actually very good). I was worried to death after day 4. I couldnt imagine several weeks!
Yea, my wife thinks I'm nuts when I moan after not being able to go for one day! I have to this day never seen any human or animal in such a situation. No kidding. You could see the poop through his skin! Greenish tinted bumpy looking poop.