Someone PLEASE Help Me

[dennishoddy]

Dang it. Well I've rolled in "under the weather" a few times. LOL

Yeah in the past one could "get away with it".
We had a 33 year guy come in the other day, and the security guards smelled him coming thru the gate.......He is an ex employee now.

 

[dennishoddy]

I've just got to find a way to make it in my dorm. When I'm older, I'm doing to do my wife a "favor" and cook CB&C at least one night a week.

You won't be married long if she doesn't like sewer smells.

 

[ewheeley]

Just a little Arnie Palmer is all that I need to be happy.

On a different note, one that just struck me...

Dammit I wish I had the money to buy all the guns that I want.

 

[tntrex]

Dammit I wish I had the money to buy all the guns that I want.

Me too! BTW. What are you majoring in? If you dont mind me asking.

 

[rahzel100]

Dammit I wish I had the money to buy all the guns that I want.

I have dreams at night of me buying all the guns i want. those are good dreams.

 

[redmax51]

I'm at work so bite me!!

 

[ewheeley]

Me too! BTW. What are you majoring in? If you dont mind me asking.

I've probably got the most unique college course plan ever. I'm majoring in International Relations and Political Science, with minors in History, Econ, Geography, and European Studies.

I studied by butt off in high school, took a ton of AP tests, and started college as a second semester sophomore. I could graduate way early, but I have to complete four solid years of AFROTC to get my commission. So I have three semesters to do what I want with. Learning has always excited me, so I'm loving it.

 

[dennishoddy]

My tip for the evening to all you single guys out there ...

Do your SO a "favor" once and it becomes your J.O.B. forever ...

Ummmm, I'm gonna have to back this up..

Early, in my still, love of my life, wife, before we were married, I did the full body massage down to the finger tips and toes. Very intense massage.
Lasted a couple of hours.......Guess what I was after......
Unfortunately for me, it put her to sleep.
Frustration......

BUT! I still have to attempt to equate this early situation if I'm gonna get lucky....

Sometimes I'm not so lucky....After 21 years, I just go to sleep

 

[dennishoddy]

I'm at work so bite me!!

Technically I am too....On call 24-7

 

[rahzel100]

I've probably got the most unique college course plan ever. I'm majoring in International Relations and Political Science, with minors in History, Econ, Geography, and European Studies.

I studied by butt off in high school, took a ton of AP tests, and started college as a second semester sophomore. I could graduate way early, but I have to complete four solid years of AFROTC to get my commission. So I have three semesters to do what I want with. Learning has always excited me, so I'm loving it.

Thats pretty cool. What do you want to do when you get out of college?

Im majoring in Aerospace Security/Aviation Counter-Terrorism. Im hopping to make it into Navy OCS.