Swords Anonymous

[2busy]

Is that Doug from forged in fire

 

[Perplexed]

I told the wifey that I wanted a grass whip next. I have the push mower fixed but the grass whip would be good exercise.

But imagine the looks on your neighbors’ faces if you wandered around your yard at midnight, wearing a black robe and hood and mowing with that scythe, while Blue Oyster Cult’s “Don’t Fear The Reaper” played in the background…

 

[Tinytim]

I hope I never see another sling blade/ yo-yo, idiot stick

 

[TerryMiller]

We simply called these items "weed whackers," but the one on the right was the best of the bunch to use because the metal blade on it was much heavier and thus easier to sharpen.

 

[TANSTAAFL]

All those swords are nice, but I think I'll just hold out for a lightsaber...

 

[RickN]

I just saw this and noticed something. Look at the sword then the 4th from the top of the swords I have. I bet it was modeled after the one in the Conan movie.

 

[Perplexed]

Now I’m thinking of the Star Wars kid with the golf ball retriever.

 

[2busy]

We simply called these items "weed whackers," but the one on the right was the best of the bunch to use because the metal blade on it was much heavier and thus easier to sharpen.

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Which one is on the right? It's upper and lower on my screen. We had the one with 2 arms.

 

[TerryMiller]

Which one is on the right? It's upper and lower on my screen. We had the one with 2 arms.

Your screen is probably too narrow to allow side by side, so the one on the right is probably on the bottom. In other words, it is the one without two arms. The blade on that one is much thicker than the ones with two arms, thus it cuts better with more force and can be sharpened easier. Its blade is solid and not "serrated" like the other one.

 

[C_Hallbert]

Sword goals.

Register what?