I'd like to make a write-in vote.
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Can't believe that no one has mentioned Epic Beard Man for the win.
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How did we miss that?! He takes the cake for sure!
How did we miss that?! He takes the cake for sure!
I personally believe his powers stem not from the beard, but rather from the fannypack.
I personally believe his powers stem not from the beard, but rather from the fannypack.
Epic Bear Man, the man, is epic. His beard... nto so much. This thread is about the beard, not the person.
Beard Cop wins, as his beard can grow its own beard. Who else's can do that?
Yea, that's what I thought.
I call that a "Del City".
I fall at a spot somewhere between "Del City" and Burt Reynolds that I like to call "pervert".
Here's me in middle of shaving, snapping a mirror pic while sporting a nasty Chester (don't have one with me in full molester mode):
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Danny, you're the only guy I know that's white enough to overpower the flash on a camera. Including all the people I knew on submarines. I think we need a "Danny Tanner Tanning Salon Charity Fund".