To the dude that married my ex-wife ...

[Keelty]

You ready to sell that other workbench?

 

[HMFIC]

You ready to sell that other workbench?

Almost. You ready for it? I have some good file cabinets too.

 

[MyMonkey]

If by chance you are reading this, first of all THANK YOU.

I assume that one of these days she will get tired of still focusing on me and might start paying attention to you. So hang in there... I warn you though, these days are likely the best so relish them.

Anyway... the real reason I'm writing though is to let you know I'm having a garage sale this weekend. You should swing by and see if there is any more of my old crap you might want. I've pretty much worn it all out but it might still be good for you to use seeing as how you're not that picky.

EPIC!

 

[Rumur]

I understand why men got married after a few weeks back in the olden days when a lady, even a crazy lady, would not show you her ankles until you made her your wife. But in our Modern George Jetson Society you can have all the fun of a relationship with a crazy woman without that terrifying legal document and having to spend 24/7 with her.

As my grandfather once told my brother when he was thinking about getting married..."Why buy the cow when the milk runs free?" I miss him.

 

[dennishoddy]

I'm gonna get a dog and go fishing. Then I'll die alone.

I think there is an empty seat in the front of my boat.
I hope your dog is boat broken.

 

[been]

I think there is an empty seat in the front of my boat.
I hope your dog is boat broken.

I thought you lost your boat in an accident.

 

[CHenry]

Marriage is a wonderful institution. Everyone should be institutionalized.

 

[dennishoddy]

i thought you lost your boat in an accident.

ha!....

 

[mightymouse]

Love is, indeed, blind ...

It's not only that, it's also stupid!

 

[mightymouse]

Marriage is a wonderful institution.

True, but who wants to spend their life in an institution?