there isn't any officer writing 100 tickets a day
there isn't any officer writing 100 tickets a day
...edited long description of a typical JBT's day...
Don't speed, don't get a ticket. It's a simple concept that has kept me ticket free for over 33 years.
i was talkin about the hard working LEO's not those OHP thugsLet's see now ...
In the typical 8-hour day we have to stop to get a cup of joe on the way in ... 45 minutes flirting with the gals at OnCue ...
OH WAIT ... It's time for breakfast ... That'll take care of 1 1/2 hour or so ...
OH WAIT ... Run by the garage to get "that noise" checked out ... 1 hour minimum as the guys at the garage have ALL the gossip on the latest choke hold ...
OK ... stop by OnCue (gotta fill up for the shift and get a nice, cool refreshing soft drink before you start work, so another 45 minutes down ...) ... OKAY ... Time to get down to bizniz ...
OH WAIT ... gotta run by HQ to check on that memo that tells me I'm gonna get handed my ass in a handbasket if I piss off another fine taxpayer ... The one they paged me about on my day off that should have been signed last week but the brass forgot to tell me I had THAT hoop to jump through ... That's 1 hour if no SO is there -- 2 hours if I get "caught" by an SO ... Doesn't even have to be my SO, just any SO ...
OK ... NOW I can get to work generating revenue ... OH, WAIT ... My drink is empty ... Besides shift has changed at OnCue and there is an entirely new shift of hotties to flirt with now ... That's another 45 minutes ...
OH WAIT ... I almost missed lunch ... There goes another 1 1/2 hours ...
OH MY ... Look at that ... the state is now into me for .25 hours of comp time ... Man, it's been rough day ... Gotta go home ...
About illegal immigrtants--they don't have to obey the speed laws either, haven't you heard? And, of course they take all the good jobs and have first choice of all the cheerleaders.
Try writing 100 tickets a day. I'm not an LEO, but like you, some of my best friends are. Unlike you, I don't think they are out to hurt the little guy who needs to speed so as not to annoy others. Sure, everybody wants to go at what they consider their own safe speed, but I have scraped up several who thought they were being entirely safe. Unfortunately, they sometimes took someone with them.
It's like you held your arms out to the side and said "hit me if you see an opening."
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