Reminds me of an old joke. A woman puts an ad in the newspaper good man wanted that will be passionate in bed, not beat her and not run away. One day her doorbell rings and she answered the door and a guy was there that had no arms or legs and she said, "What do you want?" The guys says that he was there in reference to her ad and she said, you have no arms or legs to which he replied, well I won't beat you or run away and she said, " So what good are you?" Whereupon he replied, I rang the doorbell didn't I?" It went something like that as I remember.