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TerryMiller

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Tina Fey:

“And if I have to listen to one more grey-faced man with a $2 haircut explain to me what rape is,” Fey continued, voice beginning to rise, “I’m going to lose my mind!”
 

Okie4570

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I think I may go into a new business venture for myself. I'm going to start bottling up my farts and selling them at a minimal cost to all the chicks at CU. I'll advertise it as a non-lethal, rapid disapating, self defence apparatus. Directions for use will be just slightly different than that of a fire extinguisher: PASS; Pull, Aim, Slosh, Scram
Bottle will be disguised as a water or juice bottle, and will fit convienently on or in any ordinary backback.
 

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