You might be a racist if,

[Commander Keen]

An Angry Chicago Professor was playing Golf with an Experienced Constitution Professor talking about Obamacare, and the Privileged.
The Rule of thumb was Going dutch, They concurred.
Is the rum still in the kitchen cabinet, no its empty, Hold down the fort, Ill go get some for you people from The Food Stamp President!

.Ha not me

*golf clap*

Also, hide your dags!