Zombie proof house

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beast1989

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Well I would have mine customized with a roof hatch/door/exit so I could get on the roof like in that one movie and shoot the bastards 360 degrees around the property.
 

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My house is already zombie-proof. As evidence I point out that I've never had a zombie break in before.

It's also elephant-proof and leprechuan-proof.
 

Electrician Mike

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My house is already zombie-proof. As evidence I point out that I've never had a zombie break in before.

It's also elephant-proof and leprechuan-proof.

How the hell do you keep the dang leprechuans out? Every freaking time I buy a box of Lucky Charms...whammo, them sumbiches eat them all.
 

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