What will your epitaph read?

[Perplexed]

"I tried to tell her husband I was sorry!"


Kidding. Actually, I want to be cremated, and I don't care what happens to the ashes - toss them over the bridge into a creek or river. Then go lift a slice of pizza in my memory.

 

[SeanO]

Cremated.

Ashes mixed in with tannerrite and shot by friends and family.

 

[Cedar Creek]

"Home is the sailor,
Home from the sea.
And home is the hunter,
Home from the hill."

Actually I will be cremated - ashes probably scattered somewhere in southern Leflore County.

Cedar Creek

 

[7stw]

If we act like prey, they'll act like predators !

Actually I've requested to be cremated and spread along with the ashes of my favorite dog in the Ely valley of Nevada or somewhere in the bearthooth mountains.

 

[rhodesbe]

I have no problem with the cremation folks. But it doesn't mean you get out of having an epitaph. I mean, you can buy electropens at hobby lobby for like $8.

"In life, I traveled near & far. Now I sit, inside this jar."

 

[dennishoddy]

Sky Burial

Exactly!

 

[Johnny]

I have no problem with the cremation folks. But it doesn't mean you get out of having an epitaph. I mean, you can buy electropens at hobby lobby for like $8.

"In life, I traveled near & far. Now I sit, inside this jar."

Please don't let the cat knock me off the mantel.

 

[Johnny]

Exactly!

Yeap, I am pretty sure i would rather be picked apart by birds of prey than the yotes. Unless you plan on hunting over me.

 

[cammeroonee]

Na Na Na Na Hey Hey Hey Goodbye.

 

[HMCS(FMF)Ret.]

Knock, knock....who's there...nobody you idiot, I'm dead!