What will your epitaph read?

[mightymouse]

Dead.

 

[mtnboomer]

"Smart as a horse and hung like Einstein"

 

[caojyn]

"Smart as a horse and hung like Einstein"

 

[JonDough]

" I finished the game"

 

[milsurp2.0]

WAIT! I have to beat this level.

 

[Neanderthal]

Maybe "Dig here for a good time", "See you in the Apocalypse" or "Next time you see me, aim for the head".

 

[aviator41]

I died and my family wasted money on this headstone

 

[TerryMiller]

"I'm not here."

 

[Spata]

Hold my beer and watch this.

 

[Johnny]

I don't have anything witty for mine. My wife says hers should read

Foxtrot Uniform Charley Kilo

Maybe a witty poem that uses those words and they can just be the only words capitalized.