Uncle JB translates the State of the Union Speech

[Old Fart]

"Dance you ****ing monkeys, dance!"

Thank you JB, perhaps the most profound statement describing the speech.



I watched it.
About on par for what was expected.
I immediately turned the tv off afterwards.
I can stand being lied to.
But I just can't take the talking heads after rehashing all the crap with their spin.

 

[reddog1]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2400058/Man-posted-pictures-real-life-puppy-pinata-Facebook-NOT-charged-animal-cruelty.html

That's not the puppy I was looking for.

 

[120 Acres]

That's not the puppy I was looking for.

I dont FB, enlighten us?

 

[cjjtulsa]

The unfortunate part is that 200 years is about the going length of time these type of experiments have lasted in history.

That's about all ours lasted, if that. The United States is like Bruce Willis' character in "The Sixth Sense"; it's dead, it just doesn't know it yet.

 

[Lurkerinthewoods]

I didnt watch it.

Lets summarize it for you.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bAIsbYfAJJo&desktop_uri=/watch?v=bAIsbYfAJJo

 

[TerryMiller]

Well, I had a good suspicion when I saw the title of this thread and that J.B. posted it.

I've not been disappointed.

Thanks, J.B.

As for the speech, I watched a recorded show from the Military Channel from my DVR.

 

[JB Books]

"Dance you damn monkeys! Dance away the income inequality! We are going to dance until we redistribute the wealth! And hey, we know some of you are too damn lazy to dance, so you sit in the trees and fling poo at those dancing!"

 

[Spata]

"Dance you damn monkeys! Dance away the income inequality! We are going to dance until we redistribute the wealth! And hey, we know some of you are too damn lazy to dance, so you sit in the trees and fling poo at those dancing!"

Just think, at some point in the future that guy nuking your hamburger at McDonald's is going to make the same amount of money as you.

 

[JB Books]

Just think, at some point in the future that guy nuking your hamburger at McDonald's is going to make the same amount of money as you.

And have a Hell of a lot less stress. God bless them.

 

[yukonjack]

6 years ago I told you guys this day would come. YukonJack might be nuts but he ain't crazy.