Four Missing From Oklahoma

[Lineman]

Don’t meth with Joe!

 

[Bocephus123]

UPDATE: POLICE HAVE NOW LOCATED THE PERSON OF INTEREST'S VEHICLE BEHIND A BUSINESS IN MORRIS, OK.
-RECORDS SHOW JOE KENNEDY IS CURRENTLY ON A 10 YEAR DEFERRED SENTENCE IN OKMULGEE COUNTY.
-RECORDS SHOW HE WAS CONVICTED in 2013 OF ASSAULT AND BATTERY WITH A DANGEROUS WEAPON FOR SHOOTING AT 6 MEN WHO BROKE INTO HIS SALVAGE YARD. (happened in 2012)
-HE HIT ONE OF THEM, WHO SURVIVED.
-HE WAS ALSO CHARGED IN 1998 WITH ATTEMPTING TO RECEIVE STOLEN PROPERTY..

since when can't you protect your own property

 

[jakeman]

Here’s a pro tip these guys should have followed; don’t steal other people’s ****.

If they were stealing they got what they deserved. More thieves should be shot. The country would be a better place.

Spare me the “theft does not warrant the death penalty” bull ****. I refer you back to the pro tip.

 

[trekrok]

We’re the “cyclists” toting a battery operated reciprocating saw?

Bet so, but I don't think it was used for what they intended.

 

[jakeman]

since when can't you protect your own property

I agree. I think he might have stumbled into a legal technicality when he dismembered them and dumped them in the creek, but I’m not a lawyer.

 

[TedKennedy]

I agree. I think he might have stumbled into a legal technicality when he dismembered them and dumped them in the creek, but I’m not a lawyer.

I'd love to find out there was a smoker full of tweaker jerky cooking at Joe's place.

 

[Raido Free America]

First best guess: They were run over by some sort of large vehicle, mangled and dismembered by the encounter, and dumped in the river. If so, there will be a huge blood stain somewhere under a pile of mangled bicycles yet to be found.

Second best guess: They were killed for organ harvesting and their bicycles were sold for parts.

Third best guess: They were abducted by aliens and rejected because of substandard quality. Aliens love bicycles and those were kept.

These three guesses are obnoxious, uncouth, disrespectful, and crass. As a result, I will not take credit for them by signing this post.

DANG!!!! You my friend could have a bright future in politics, or at lest as a journalist?

 

[JEVapa]

I can hardly wait to watch the crime documentary about this. I'm sure Oklahoma will be represented well.

This is true

 

[rhart]

bicycles don't have tags on them and you don't have to carry ID to operate one

Yet one hears about people getting DUI's for riding them drunk or whatever...

 

[rhart]

Why dismember them?

Not sure, but my guess would be that being 70 (or there abouts) years old it made the bodies easier to pick up and move. He may have had equipment to move them in his junk/scrap yard, but getting them out of the vehicle quickly and efficiently on a public bridge is a different story - for an old dude about the same age like myself anyway...