(Referring to my smashed finger)
“You think that hurts? Let’s just cut it off then“
(In reference to being angry)
“It’s better to be pissed off, than pissed on”
(in reference to my intelligence)
“You must be (effin) stupid”
My best friend growing up’s dad, and big role model:
(Referring to bringing up difficult conversations, whether it be with a girl or a friend)
“It’s better to sh(a)t your pants than to die of constipation”