old timer sayings

[JMD]

We were at a football game when I was in highschool and my dad heard my brother say that one of the cheerleaders was really pretty. Dad said yeah but somewhere there's a guy sick of her ****. Mom was not impressed.

 

[CanadianRiverRat]

If I tell ya somebody's got a fertile mind, I really mean they have **** for brains.
Grandpa's take on "thou shalt not commit adultery" boys don't be plantin' yer seed in somebody else's field.

 

[Cowcatcher]

If you wanna soar with the eagles you better get up with the chickens

 

[xseler]

"That's like watching a monkey trying to f*** a coconut."


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[GeneW]

If my Aunt had balls, she'd be my Uncle.

 

[Forgalspop]

"If wishes were horses, beggars would ride"

"Wish in one hand and Sh#t in the other and see which one gets filled first."

 

[undeg01]

(In reference to being angry)
“It’s better to be pissed off, than pissed on”

or…

She can get happy in the same bucket she got pissed in.

 

[THE JOKER]

You wouldn’t know the difference between your ass and a hole in the ground.
You can’t even touch your own ass with both hands

 

[CHenry]

Dont throw the baby out with the bathwater. Dad explained how that saying came about with his raising as a kid with 10 siblings.
How many here know how that saying originated??

 

[Cowcatcher]

If you don’t shut up I’m gonna give you something to cry about boy