We were at a football game when I was in highschool and my dad heard my brother say that one of the cheerleaders was really pretty. Dad said yeah but somewhere there's a guy sick of her sh1t. Mom was not impressed.
If I tell ya somebody's got a fertile mind, I really mean they have sh1t for brains.
Grandpa's take on "thou shalt not commit adultery" boys don't be plantin' yer seed in somebody else's field.
Grandpa's take on "thou shalt not commit adultery" boys don't be plantin' yer seed in somebody else's field.
If you wanna soar with the eagles you better get up with the chickens
"That's like watching a monkey trying to f*** a coconut."
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If my Aunt had balls, she'd be my Uncle.
"If wishes were horses, beggars would ride"
"Wish in one hand and Sh#t in the other and see which one gets filled first."
"Wish in one hand and Sh#t in the other and see which one gets filled first."
You wouldn’t know the difference between your ass and a hole in the ground.
You can’t even touch your own ass with both hands
You can’t even touch your own ass with both hands
Dont throw the baby out with the bathwater. Dad explained how that saying came about with his raising as a kid with 10 siblings.
How many here know how that saying originated??
How many here know how that saying originated??
If you don’t shut up I’m gonna give you something to cry about boy
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