My dove hunts usually turn into a contest with myself to see how many boxes of shells I can go through without hitting a thing.
You and I support the ammo industry Its a noble cause
I bet I can beat both of you at the "notbeingabletohitadamnthing" thing. Very few people can shoot as bad as I do. One time I got into them good and shot 4 boxes of shells and had a whopping 9 birds when my shoulder couldn't take any more.
I swear they can dodge your shots...