Stuck in the house. Can't go out cause the Governor said so, and I don't wanna go to prison. The Mayor of OKC said so too; but he looks like the kinda kid who used to get beat up for his lunch money, so I put him on ignore. Betcha he had a perpetual fat lip in grade school. The wife is on me all the time to wash my hands. So; I think I'll go isolate myself in my rather sad excuse for a Man Cave and clean my magazines. I betcha coronavirus is killed by Hoppes #9 anyway.
That is all.
That is all.