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Danny Tanner

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Hmm, I might even get the wife to like this. Actually she won't even try it because she is turned off by the fact its a tongue...

Tell her it's beef penis, or beef anus, or whatever perverted beef organ she's into.

Then after her last bite, drop the t-word on her.

But having never had beef tongue, I'd like to try this recipe. I would imagine preparing beef tongue would be harder than eating it. Skinning off taste buds and all that.
 

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Tell her it's beef penis, or beef anus, or whatever perverted beef organ she's into.

Then after her last bite, drop the t-word on her.

But having never had beef tongue, I'd like to try this recipe. I would imagine preparing beef tongue would be harder than eating it. Skinning off taste buds and all that.

Well my wife isn't exactly into any exotic animal parts. I can't get her to try calf nuts either and I love them! lol
Skinning a beef tongue is like pealing a banana from what i remember, after its boiled, just slice it longways and pull.
The meat plant i go to over by Amber (Prairy Rose) will give me a few beef tongues every time i go in to buy half a beef. He said lots of people don't want the tongue so they always have extras.
 

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Does she eat hot dogs? Thats way worse than a tongue. I think I may have junkyard dogs for lunch now!!!

yes she will toss back a hot dog in a haertbeat but the key is she doesn't know whats in it. I agree, hotdogs are nasty and I only use them for fish bait. With a tongue, well its...a tongue and shes turned off by just looking at it. Granted, it looks nasty but it tastes sooo good.
 

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Well my wife isn't exactly into any exotic animal parts. I can't get her to try calf nuts either and I love them! lol
take her to a nut fest, dont feed her breakfast before you go and go early. that way, she's hungry and she has to smell em cookin for awhile before they're ready to eat.
 

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yes she will toss back a hot dog in a haertbeat but the key is she doesn't know whats in it. I agree, hotdogs are nasty and I only use them for fish bait. With a tongue, well its...a tongue and shes turned off by just looking at it. Granted, it looks nasty but it tastes sooo good.

For a beef tongue virgin like myself, is there any other cut or organ you can compare it to when it comes to flavor and texture?

I'm curious.
 

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take her to a nut fest, dont feed her breakfast before you go and go early. that way, she's hungry and she has to smell em cookin for awhile before they're ready to eat.

Hey, my swinger parents talk about those!

This whole time I thought they were going to have gross, intense sexual encounters with many strangers. I'm delighted to hear it's just a food festival!

Boy is my face red!
 

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