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Oh come on, I'm sure MDP is a young person. He could do 10 years easy state or federal and I'm also sure that his family and loved ones would wait for him while doing those 10+ years. Just request federal..they're cleaner, better food, and some have very good recreational facilities....I'm not sure, but the feds may still allow smoking in their facility. 10-15 is easy for a youngster and the time will fly by...happy, happy, joy, joy!!
 

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MDP's need to kill this dog and Freudian slip of the word Wok (as well as his barely being able to type English) is starting to all come together for me now...

He knew what he was saying. He's firing up the wok cause he's got a good chinese recipe for................
 

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Youre minds are sicky poos!!!! I don't want to hurt them,just shut then up. My mother is writing them a letter offering to pay to have the vocal cords removed. We are going to offer them some money to do it.

It would be cheaper and more humane to buy shock collars for them. How are you gonna feel if those peoples house catches on fire in the middle of the night and their dogs bark has been silenced, unable to warn them of the danger, a literal lifesaving sound, muffled, permanently muzzled, because you had their vocal cords ripped out by a butcher??

Your mom is writing the letter? So you still live at home with your mom? Does she fight all your battles for you? Does she still lay out your socks and underwear for you in the mornings? I love my mom but I don't want her fighting my battles for me.
 

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It would be cheaper and more humane to buy shock collars for them. How are you gonna feel if those peoples house catches on fire in the middle of the night and their dogs bark has been silenced, unable to warn them of the danger, a literal lifesaving sound, muffled, permanently muzzled, because you had their vocal cords ripped out by a butcher??

Your mom is writing the letter? So you still live at home with your mom? Does she fight all your battles for you? Does she still lay out your socks and underwear for you in the mornings? I love my mom but I don't want her fighting my battles for me.

I had one of those automatic shock collars that reacted to the dogs bark. at first it would give them a mild shock and if the dog continued the shock would become progressively stronger. Well, I put it on our 60 lb. Basset Hound who had the most annoying bark which he seemed to love to perform between mid night and 0400.
Well, it worked until the shock caused him to yelp and bark at the stimulus. Pretty much immediately he found himself in an unrecoverable loop of barking-shocking-barking at the shock- more shocking. you get the picture. Getting that thing off of him was an adventure.
True story, bro.
 
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