Fat guy shooting team?

[Anaconda40]

I have to ask permission from my wife for almost everything... of course I have thick skin. I fear a 100lb white woman more than almost any bad guy.

Awesome. C'mon and join us. Then I won't be the only guy on the team with detachable testicles that are loaned to me by my wife when she's in a good mood.

It's an added bonus if you bring something weird and unique to the team. We already have:
-a guy with a Napolean complex
-a weight lifting woman with a boob job (nicely done if I may add)
-a kept man who married an older woman
-a skinny wanna-be romantic woman
-a guy who beats us all at the shooting competitions while eating a doughnut with his free hand
-a token homo

(I'm an outsider- I'm the only normal one of the group)

 

[N2Guns]

hmmmm . . . . . . . . i've got news for you, you are as warped as the rest of us . . . .

 

[Keelty]

Awesome. C'mon and join us. Then I won't be the only guy on the team with detachable testicles that are loaned to me by my wife when she's in a good mood.

It's an added bonus if you bring something weird and unique to the team. We already have:
-a guy with a Napolean complex
-a weight lifting woman with a boob job (nicely done if I may add)
-a kept man who married an older woman
-a skinny wanna-be romantic woman
-a guy who beats us all at the shooting competitions while eating a doughnut with his free hand
-a token homo

(I'm an outsider- I'm the only normal one of the group)

BWA hahahahahahaha

 

[purplehaze]

we dont want to hear about your mangina

Awesome. C'mon and join us. Then I won't be the only guy on the team with detachable testicles that are loaned to me by my wife when she's in a good mood.

It's an added bonus if you bring something weird and unique to the team. We already have:
-a guy with a Napolean complex
-a weight lifting woman with a boob job (nicely done if I may add)
-a kept man who married an older woman
-a skinny wanna-be romantic woman
-a guy who beats us all at the shooting competitions while eating a doughnut with his free hand
-a token homo

(I'm an outsider- I'm the only normal one of the group)

 

[Oklahoma_mike]

Yarrghhhh morning FGST.

FYI I hate this weather... wow it's gonna be a rough winter as bad as I'm hurtin already.

Wake me when summer returns.

BIG +1

 

[Oklahoma_mike]

I actually like this weather. Good for snuggling. I Love to have the window open to let the cold air in. I'm not a fan of that dry hot air coming from the vents in the winter. Don't get me wrong, I like to be warm, but there are other ways . . . ... ...

ok on second thought that sounds way better!

 

[Anaconda40]

ok on second thought that sounds way better!

GEESH- go get a room

 

[N2Guns]

GEESH- go get a room

 

[Anaconda40]

Don't give me that 'dirty eye-ball' thing. I'm not one of your 5th graders. Besides, you don't even go to the gym anymore.

 

[N2Guns]

Don't give me that 'dirty eye-ball' thing. I'm not one of your 5th graders. Besides, you don't even go to the gym anymore.

What does THAT have to do with the price of tea in China???