Fat guy shooting team?

[N2Guns]

Katie Couric, Charlie Gibson, Brian Williams and a tough old U.S. Marine Sergeant were captured by terrorists in Iraq ....





The leader of the terrorists told them he'd grant each of them one last request before they were beheaded and dragged naked through the streets.

Katie Couric said, 'Well, I'm a Southerner, so I'd like one last plate of fried chicken.'



The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the
chicken. Couric ate it all and said, 'Now I can die content.'





Charlie Gibson said, 'I'm living in ' New York , so I'd like to hear
the song, The Moon and Me, one last time.'
The terrorist leader nodded to another terrorist who had studied the Western world and knew the music. He returned with some rag-tag musicians and played the song.


Gibson was satisfied.

Brian Williams said, 'I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen. Maybe, someday, someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till the end.'

The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and Williams dictated his comments.



He then said, 'Now I can die happy.'

The leader turned and said, 'And now, Mr. U.S. Marine, what is your final wish?

'Kick me in the ass,' said the Marine.

'What?' asked the leader, 'you mock us in your last hour?'
'Hell no, I'm NOT kidding. I want you to kick me in the ass,' insisted the Marine.
So the leader shoved him into the yard and kicked him in the ass.

The Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm pistol from inside his cammies and shot the leader dead.

In the resulting confusion, he emptied his sidearm on six terrorists, slashed the throat of one with his knife, took a terrorist’s AK-47 and sprayed the rest of the terrorists killing another 11.

In a flash, all of them were either dead or fleeing for their lives.



=0 A





As the Marine was untying Couric, Gibson, and Williams, they asked him, 'Why didn't you just shoot them all in the first place? Why did you ask him to kick you in the ass?'

'What?' replied the Marine, 'and have you three @zzholes report that I was the aggressor....?

BWAHAHAHAHA! Funny, Rooster!

 

[purplehaze]

hush up pee wee or ill have lex zip up his pants so we cant hear you anymore

Yes, but we just don't give a ****.....

 

[N2Guns]

hush up pee wee or ill have lex zip up his pants so we cant hear you anymore

 

[N2Guns]

Brrrr! I do so like this weather

 

[POSITIVE DISCONTENT]

Hey, Hawk! How's your evening going?

Ok so far....

 

[Keelty]

Alcohol is the answer!

 

[Anaconda40]

I know pick me pick me

Mikey wants to be a playah.

 

[POSITIVE DISCONTENT]

Alcohol is the answer!

Goose is flowin' and so is Todd (ministration). Cept his cycles are screwed up, every 28 days he gets nice.....

 

[purplehaze]

***looks at calendar*****

Goose is flowin' and so is Todd (ministration). Cept his cycles are screwed up, every 28 days he gets nice.....

 

[Keelty]

I still have my AC running!! Crazy stuff!