i dated a blind girl once.
What, do the panty hose hold the gas in like a buble??
Too much back pressure, and backfires.What, do the panty hose hold the gas in like a buble??
Back when I was in Jr High.
Arnold, a family friend, was known for his severe flatulence. He loved red beans and had them 3 meals a day.
We are sitting in church and this gut wrenching smell wafts through the church.
Bad enough, the Preacher dismissed church.
We get home and they family is gathering for lunch. My Grandmother had 6 sisters and her Mother living within 2 blocks. Sunday family dinner was a tradition.
Food is being prepared and my Grandmother says, "Arnold let loose a woozy, I couldn't breathe."
Her sister says, " Poor Arnie will get the blame, THAT WAS MOM!"
My Great-Grandmother, all 4'9" 88# sits there giggling.
Arnold, a family friend, was known for his severe flatulence. He loved red beans and had them 3 meals a day.
We are sitting in church and this gut wrenching smell wafts through the church.
Bad enough, the Preacher dismissed church.
We get home and they family is gathering for lunch. My Grandmother had 6 sisters and her Mother living within 2 blocks. Sunday family dinner was a tradition.
Food is being prepared and my Grandmother says, "Arnold let loose a woozy, I couldn't breathe."
Her sister says, " Poor Arnie will get the blame, THAT WAS MOM!"
My Great-Grandmother, all 4'9" 88# sits there giggling.
My wife does...but I've never heard her fart either. Hmm.....
LOL, that's true love.
Har! I dunno about panty hose poots, but I can tell you not to in a wetsuit.
My Mom taught us all different,,,
After any of a few "country" type meals,,,
She lent new meaning to the term "Silent but Deadly".
If we had red beans and cornbread,,,
She became a weapon of mass destruction.
And she laughed about it.
Aarond
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They don't. Women don't belch, snore, or fart, that's why they ***** or they will blow up.
