First Blind date 😆 🤣

[Perplexed]

Man, just remembered another one. My best friend in college told me that once in high school, he took a lovely classmate out on a date. They ate at a local cafe, and while escorting her back out to his truck, he realized he really needed to cut one. So he opened her door, helped her inside the truck, and closed the door. Walking around the hood, he let it rip - and promptly filled his undies with some of the brown stuff. He stopped in horror, and the date was looking at him through the windshield, wondering why he’d stopped. He came around to her side, told her he needed to go to the bathroom, and went back inside. He ended up throwing away his undies before going back out to a clueless date…

 

[Redmule454]

I went to my girlfriend's house for dinner (now my wife). I got there a little early and parked in the driveway of the vacant house next door. Her foster daughter was there and we sat in the living room talking. My GF walks in with her hands full of groceries and as she sets them on the kitchen counter she farts loudly. She then sees the daughter giggling and realizes that I am there but out of sight. She starts doing hand signals to the daughter and then runs down the hallway to hide from the embarrassment. Her daughter looks at me and says: "Welcome to the family Charley"
My GF would not talk about the fopa for a long time.
Whenever she tries to jokingly embarrass me in front of someone, I will just look at her and say: "Welcome to the family Charley". She then threatens me so I won't tell the story on her. Good times!