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CHenry

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I had a friend who asked a Stanger in a bar, who had heard us talking about how some have a price.
Stanger said, I cant be bought.
Billy said, so you wouldnt suck a c*** for $20?
He said, no way.
Billy said, what if it were a million?
Stanger paused and Billy didnt skip a beat and said, now we know what you are, just negotiating price.
I almost fell in the floor laughing.
 

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Couple of weeks back, we were at the lake. Grandson (18), his GF and a couple buddies show up. Sunday afternoon, 5 -6 others showed up. The guys were behind my RV, didn't know I was around the corner (or maybe they did). One of them says, " I can't believe you are going with her, nice bod, but she be fugly." (He wasn't wrong)
Grandson answers, " she got that Hawk Tuah, though."

I spit my beer. Beauty is only skin deep. Deep matters.
 

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Couple of weeks back, we were at the lake. Grandson (18), his GF and a couple buddies show up. Sunday afternoon, 5 -6 others showed up. The guys were behind my RV, didn't know I was around the corner (or maybe they did). One of them says, " I can't believe you are going with her, nice bod, but she be fugly." (He wasn't wrong)
Grandson answers, " she got that Hawk Tuah, though."

I spit my beer. Beauty is only skin deep. Deep matters.

:spitlaugh
 

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