I would like to apologize to Arkansas coach Bobby Petrino.
And former Ohio State coach Jim Tressel.
And new Buckeyes coach Urban Meyer.
Heck, I'd like to apologize to any college football coach I've ever criticized.
None of you were as deceitful or slick as new Arizona State coach Todd Graham, who becomes the new president of the Liar's Club, thanks to his latest backdoor exit to a more lucrative job.
Funny quote:
"After telling the Panthers he would introduce a high-octane offense that would have fans clinging to the edge of their seats (sound familiar?), the only thing fast about his tenure at Pittsburgh was his exit to Arizona State. Under Graham, Pittsburgh's offense had the octane of a Yugo with 200,000 miles on its odometer."