hand washing???

[Perrone]

Don't you have coliform bacteria in your mouth already, since, you know, it's connected to your butthole by a tube?

Actually I remember reading something a while back that said the mouth is the dirtiest part of the human body. So you may be right.

 

[338Shooter]

I don't see an issue here. Whitey knows just exactly how clean it is.

 

[Werewolf]

Joke I heard while serving in the Navy.

A sailor and a marine are taking a leak in the head. The marine finishes first, zips up and heads to the wash basin to wash his hands.

The sailor finishes up zips up and starts to head out of the head when the Marine says to him, "Hey squid! In the marines we're taught to wash our hands after we take a leak."

The sailor pauses, turns around and says, "yeah, well in the Navy we're taught not to piss all over our selves when we take a leak."

Nuff said.

FWIW - urine is fairly sterile unless you're sick or something.

Poop on the other hand. Washing up after that is a given.

 

[Lone Wolf '49]

I worked for many years in the frozen prepared foods industry for one of the finest meat/food processors in the world, if you will. We had very strict requirements regarding sanitization during production shifts and, I mean AND that wasn't easy. One was that anytime entering the area, even different areas of the plant you washed your hands, second was while washing your hands you stood in a sanitizing foot bath to sanitize the boots. This all may sound silly and so forth, but it WORKED. I, and the employees working for me seldom if ever had colds and so forth. Just my two cents from an ol' guy.

 

[The AmberLynn]

About a month ago, I was having my brakes done at a place in North Tulsa... Very small waiting area, this customer goes into the bathroom, and I can hear him pee. (very small place) Did not hear him wash...

Few minutes later, another female customer shows up and asks to borrow his cigarette lighter. With his pee pee infested hands, he hand the lady his lighter. She's touching it, lighting her cigarette, fingers touching the filter, filter goes in her mouth...

 

[Street Rat]

I used to work in a warehouse where before break, guys would wash their hand and then take care of business, walk to the breakroom and used the ice scoop to get ice out of the machine. Needless to say, I didnt' get my ice from there.

I always wash my hands, if not for myself, out of respect for people who might come to visit my house.

 

[HMFIC]

I always wash my hands after.

However I also wash my hands fairly often anyway.

Not a germ freak, I just like to keep clean.

 

[53convert]

what a silly thread....yes I wash and I still follow moms advise about changin my underwear when I go out in case Im in an accident..........dont want no doctor or nnurse to see skid marks when they are workin on me

 

[WhiteyMacD]

i could give you reasons based on science why you don't need to worry about, but i have a feeling it would just go ignored

So the Mayo clinic doesnt follow science?
If its all dandy, why do so many health care professionals advise people to do so? Why do 100% of the eateries have signs "All employees mush wash hands before returning to the work area?"

I suppose this is all fear mongering to keep companies like purell, dove, etc in business? Maybe its a ploy by the department of water services to get us to consume more water and thereby raise our water bills?

Science shows that your genetalia are a bacteria playground. Your typical anal micro residents cant be satisfied with their warm, dark hood, and microbiological gentrification at its finest, move on to inhabit the surrounding neighborhoods.

It has been proven that you can contract everything from the common cold, flu and up to Giardia from bacteria and virii found in your netherregions.

 

[Danny Tanner]

About a month ago, I was having my brakes done at a place in North Tulsa... Very small waiting area, this customer goes into the bathroom, and I can hear him pee. (very small place) Did not hear him wash...

Few minutes later, another female customer shows up and asks to borrow his cigarette lighter. With his pee pee infested hands, he hand the lady his lighter. She's touching it, lighting her cigarette, fingers touching the filter, filter goes in her mouth...

Sweet, that dude just indirectly scored a beej!