I'm bugging out

[Roadking Larry]

I keep a secret hidden stash of TP that the wife doesn't know about. The only time I break into it is she is negligent in restocking. I then then return my private stock to it's hiding place so that she may suffer the indignations of her own shortcomings.

 

[kbolt]

I keep a secret hidden stash of TP that the wife doesn't know about. The only time I break into it is she is negligent in restocking. I then then return my private stock to it's hiding place so that she may suffer the indignations of her own shortcomings.

 

[Fyrtwuck]

Make sure to take ID so that when you're found, they know you're a US citizen.

 

[dennishoddy]

LMAO... ever seen walmart just after midnight on the 1st? I couldn't figure out why so many people were there so late...then I realized what every one else there had in common...

OMG, I forgot what date it was, and went to wallyworld sunday at noon......I have never seen so many morbidly obese people pushing two carts of frozen pop tarts, candy, and snack food in one place in my life....

 

[vvvvvvv]

OMG, I forgot what date it was, and went to wallyworld sunday at noon......I have never seen so many morbidly obese people pushing two carts of frozen pop tarts, candy, and snack food in one place in my life....

I remember when Alli came out.

On the 1st, you'd see carts of junk food with a box of Alli mixed in. By the 7th, you'd see the same faces buying new underwear and/or pants.

 

[Shadowrider]

I keep a secret hidden stash of TP that the wife doesn't know about. The only time I break into it is she is negligent in restocking. I then then return my private stock to it's hiding place so that she may suffer the indignations of her own shortcomings.

 

[71buickfreak]

I keep a secret hidden stash of TP that the wife doesn't know about. The only time I break into it is she is negligent in restocking. I then then return my private stock to it's hiding place so that she may suffer the indignations of her own shortcomings.

That's just not nice. Did you not learn to share in Kindergarten?

 

[vvvvvvv]

That's just not nice. Did you not learn to share in Kindergarten?

Kindergarten is where they start indoctrinating most of us with "socialism".

 

[71buickfreak]

Kindergarten is where they start indoctrinating most of us with "socialism".

That is a bit of a stretch. Sharing is not socialism. Forcible sharing is socialism. AND in marriage, everything is shared.

 

[TerryMiller]

That is a bit of a stretch. Sharing is not socialism. Forcible sharing is socialism. AND in marriage, everything is shared.

Not necessarily true. While it may be shared in marriage, be very wary of the "end of marriage" as that is usually NOT a sharing situation.
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