So, basically what you are asking is for someone to give you and 5/6 buddies/family/in-laws/cousins a guided deer hunt, all inclusive with lodging and meals provided because you are a bad hunter and won't make the effort to be successful on your own? According to your other post, "Been here since '88 and never pulled the trigger on one. " I'm sorry man. But if you have been at it for 26 years and never pulled the trigger on one, something is wrong. Maybe the grocery store is the best place for you to get your meat. I don't see any enjoyment you receive from hunting in your posts, so perhaps you should take up other hobbies. I'd hate to see someone put down the gun and not do something they really enjoy, but I'm not sure that is the case here.