Man murdered by girlfriend

[shooterdave]

Possible terrorist charges forthcoming. She will be charged for using weapons of mass distraction against him...

 

[Oklahomabassin]

I wonder if she has a CCL for those things!

I think she is printing.

 

[BrandonMF]

This makes a valid argument for the powerful lobbying group Itty Bitty Titty Committee for a universal ban on all so called "Assault Breasts". This was obviously the act of a single deranged woman. High Capacity breast implants are a right of every law-abiding woman. We can not let the IBTC succeed in their efforts to use this tragedy to push forth a ban on so called Assault Breasts, which are not are not true Assault Breasts at all (REAL Assault Breasts are not only pierced, but gauged), but instead are simply enhanced, modernized versions of regular breasts like the ones your Grandmother carried.

 

[BrandonMF]

Annnnnnnnd I'm going to hell.

 

[bigbang]

It's like the frog being boiled in a pot. He never knew what was happening until it was over.

 

[mightymouse]

This makes a valid argument for the powerful lobbying group Itty Bitty Titty Committee for a universal ban on all so called "Assault Breasts". This was obviously the act of a single deranged woman. High Capacity breast implants are a right of every law-abiding woman. We can not let the IBTC succeed in their efforts to use this tragedy to push forth a ban on so called Assault Breasts, which are not are not true Assault Breasts at all (REAL Assault Breasts are not only pierced, but gauged), but instead are simply enhanced, modernized versions of regular breasts like the ones your Grandmother carried.

I support the IBTC (in more ways than one!) because sometimes they raise valid points, like right after coming into an air-conditioned building on a hot day. I say, ban Assault breasts!

 

[been]

This makes a valid argument for the powerful lobbying group Itty Bitty Titty Committee for a universal ban on all so called "Assault Breasts". This was obviously the act of a single deranged woman. High Capacity breast implants are a right of every law-abiding woman. We can not let the IBTC succeed in their efforts to use this tragedy to push forth a ban on so called Assault Breasts, which are not are not true Assault Breasts at all (REAL Assault Breasts are not only pierced, but gauged), but instead are simply enhanced, modernized versions of regular breasts like the ones your Grandmother carried.

ha!!!

 

[Wheel Gun]

At trial, the prosecutor directly asked her what happened. She replied, "I have no mammaries of the event."

 

[jsl_pt]

At trial, the prosecutor directly asked her what happened. She replied, "I have no mammaries of the event."

Lmao.. Too funny