So the editor has published my response...it is already up on the website and will be out in tomorrow's paper.
Anyway, here's my column:
http://www.ocolly.com/opinion/columns/article_2e27071a-ebfb-11e1-8413-0019bb30f31a.html
And another columnist's "Christian perspective":
http://www.ocolly.com/opinion/columns/article_3526b098-ebfa-11e1-9cd6-0019bb30f31a.html
Tell me what you think about both. What you liked or disliked...etc.
And just for kicks...this was my sarcastic response that I chose not to respond with.
It hasn't been edited and is incomplete, but I thought some might enjoy:
Anyway, here's my column:
http://www.ocolly.com/opinion/columns/article_2e27071a-ebfb-11e1-8413-0019bb30f31a.html
And another columnist's "Christian perspective":
http://www.ocolly.com/opinion/columns/article_3526b098-ebfa-11e1-9cd6-0019bb30f31a.html
Tell me what you think about both. What you liked or disliked...etc.
And just for kicks...this was my sarcastic response that I chose not to respond with.
It hasn't been edited and is incomplete, but I thought some might enjoy:
Monday began the semester...with a gangbang of firearm articles. The assault in weapons began with a horrible analogy by our own Trenton Sperry!
It should be obvious how a bear is different than a gun. I have five (guns that is) and none of them have a mind of their own, get hungry, attack people of their own accord, or growl threateningly. My guns also are much cheaper and dont require leashes, though they do enjoy a steady diet of lead.
More importantly, there is no 28th amendment to the Constitution stating: "A well regulated Grizzly being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Bears, shall not be infringed."
Do you know why there isn't a Bear Amendment to the Constitution? There is no necessity for it. Firearms provide for the bare necessity of defense. Besides, bears would be a horrible defensive tool. They defecate and are easily distracted by the smell of meat. Joe R. Felon would merely have to throw some salmon down and that bear would be bearing down on that flopping fish.
The fact that Mr. Sperry wishes to bear bears on campus makes me want to be able to carry on campus even more! Unlike a handgun, that bear is likely to smell meat in my backpack and attack me. Unlikea handgun, Mr. Sperry will not be able to control his bear.
Such a frivolous and poorly analogous article bears the need for an equal response.