My wife sent me a text this morning

[Big House]

It read: Happy 25th anniversary. Love you, babe! Can you make sure the dogs didn't crap or piss on the tile this morning. We have an A/C guy dropping by today.

This is my life. Just another day in neighborhood.

 

[rickm]

LOL earlier this month i got a reprieve cause the wife forgot when our anniversary was til the daughter reminder her of it that night.

 

[WoodsCraft]

It read: Happy 25th anniversary. Love you, babe! Can you make sure the dogs didn't crap or piss on the tile this morning. We have an A/C guy dropping by today.

This is my life. Just another day in neighborhood.

Mine last week was .. I am going to get my hair done the dog puked on the floor , clean it up please .

 

[XYZ]

My wife’s happy when I don’t crap or piss on the floor.

 

[mouthpiece]

Inlaws dog died yesterday, i dug the hole.
My cat was sick this morning, had to clean the floor and wash his azz and he did not like that!!