Set your stereo's speakers in the window facing their house and play the COPS theme.
Get some pepper spray and spray very little towards them of course down wind and that will shut them up!
Bwahahaha, very good suggestions!!!
I used to have the same problem with downstairs neighbors when I lived in an apt. They would party until late in the night. I would get up early and practice dribbling my basketball on the kitchen floor. Not as easy a fix for you in your situation, I like the wondering over pretending to be drunk and naked, ask them if they want to party with you.
My friend had the same problem. Loud drunk neighbors. I loaned her my old ford PU for a couple of weeks.
She would fire up the 460 with race mufflers on it every morning about 05:00, let it idle for about an hour
while she got ready for work.
Every night they had a party, she had an awakening for them the next morning. They got the message.
She would fire up the 460 with race mufflers on it every morning about 05:00, let it idle for about an hour
while she got ready for work.
Every night they had a party, she had an awakening for them the next morning. They got the message.
Canned air horn.
That was of course my second choice, flame thrower being the first (as always). Always check to see if you are under burn ban first of course.
That was of course my second choice, flame thrower being the first (as always). Always check to see if you are under burn ban first of course.
My wife's sister used to live next door to us. Their driveway was pointed right at our bedroom window. Her idiot nephew was working daylights on some rig and used to fire up his Cheby truck and let it idle for about 30 minutes every morning. It had a really sucky sounding six banger with a loud exhaust (that's against all the man laws and laws of nature, but what can you expect from and acholholic nit wit).
At that time I didn't have a flame thrower...... or bazooka.
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I have actually used that^^^^ on my neighbor's barking dogs,it works.
I've bought an air horn in the past that was about the size of those little breath freshener spray cans, it has a very annoying screech.
