Note To Self:

[Glock 'em down]

Mrs. GED will be thinking about something and she says, "well..."

And I follow up with, "That's a deep subject for such a shallow mind."

She also still thinks I'm sexy and absolutely loves my butt, because every time I walk past her, I hear her say, "what an ass."

 

[TerryMiller]

I can relate. We’re coming up on 39 years and I have no doubt that the only thing that saves me is she is no longer surprised by all the stupid and inappropriate things I say.

Same here. An eye roll is about all I get now. Coming up on 36 years. She's heard all of my "cute" comments more than once.

Wait until you get 55 years together. I'm not even sure I get a shake of the head.

 

[Jeff Rasberry]

Same here. An eye roll is about all I get now. Coming up on 36 years. She's heard all of my "cute" comments more than once.

25 years with mine,but I can still make her ass slam shut so hard that it sounds like a clap of thunder