So a fella takes a day off work to drive to every gun store in the city looking for ammo. He does ok, better than usual, and heads home. As he's stopped and pumping gas, a very pretty blond walks past and sees all the ammo in his back seat. She says to the guy, "Boy, ammo sure is hard to find right now, huh? What would you say to a little trade? Sex for ammo." The guy takes a minute, floored by the request. After thinking it over, he says, "I don't know, do you have any .223?"
