OFFICIAL OSA PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION (prediction) POLL / Giveaway

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Who do you PREDICT will win the election?


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HMFIC

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The funny thing is how the Republicans are predicting the end of the world if Obama gets a second term, the same way the democrats did during Bush II's reelection campaign in '04. We're talking about the same guys that made fun of them for doing the same thing they're doing now.

When in reality, regardless of who wins, life will go on. We'll get up and go to our crappy jobs, marry bitchy women, have mediocre children, drink cheap beer, watch the History Channel close in on the elusive Bigfoot. Retire, maybe buy an RV and hit a few National Parks one year before we decide 'it's just too much maintenance' and sell it. Wander around the house looking for plumbing/electrical/mechanical problems, call a repairman (on a Saturday), watch him work over his shoulder, look concerned. Go to coffee shop to ***** about the bill, realize all your friends are dead, go home, watch Price is Right. 54-year-old Justin Beiber is hosting it. Shoot TV with .357. Put it on the curb for the trash man to pick up, he won't take it, write letter to the editor. Shuffle around the doctor's office in double-knit pants mumbling "you already have my ******* insurance card you snotty *****' under your breath. Your kids come over on your birthday and you stare at them with deep contempt as they lecture you about not driving anymore and maybe moving somewhere 'you could make friends'. Wish you'd got that vasectomy 9 years earlier. Death, casket, funeral. 150 people show up to mourn. You haven't talked to 3 souls in the last 18 months of your life.

When you read this while listening to EZ's guitar piano guy at the same time, it feels like an out of body experience.

OH.. and it is now OFFICIALLY the best thing EVER written on OSA.
 

HMFIC

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My thoughts are that the media is so in the tank for Obama and they don't reflect reality of all the chicks and dudes going to work 'err day and wondering where the hell hope and change went to... they aren't gonna sign up for that train again.

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I'm diggin the video component of this poll / giveaway.

Here's one I just discovered the other day while watching some old Jools Holland "Later" episodes I had stacking up on the DVR. I don't know how I never heard them before that (I'm evidently the last to know) but I like them. REALLY like the guitar playing.

 
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